(Source: gamerantics, via baby-dodongo)
beards make you hotter.
this is science.
Actually having more facial hair/stubble is a sign of higher fertility in men. So yes it is actual science.
(Source: nicholasandrews, via phantomoftheartroom)
I’m really so confused with Sylvia. I mean, she has a kid, and we don’t even know that kid’s name or anything! All we know is that the kid copies her exact facial expression, so it’s not a doll!
And she doesn’t even mention the fact that she’s a single more or that the kid exist!!!!!
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
(Source: secretsbest, via kecrambles)
KOOPA PAMYU PAMYU
A print I’ll be selling at AX! I hope y’all like koopas and Hella Pink